|My thoughts before anything:||maybe if i wasn't ugly|
My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes
Because he wanted to make the last horcruxe and to do so he had to magically kill someone, that someone being baby Harry.
Game of Thrones cast photos out of character.
I love these photos so much
I am with you to the end of the line, pal.
Favorite Moments Per Episode - The Born-Again Identity
reblog if u want to go on a perfect date like this
ok but literally how
Loki is fed up with your shit
Interviewer: If you are a villain, you need to be intelligent. So I’ve got a riddle to see if you’re up to the task of world domination. [x]
*SIGH* A towel, guys. The answer is a towel.
A fish. Mother of god.
it would have been great if one of them said they’d throw in the towel
A towel why a towel i dont understand like a towel dried and then it’s dry and when it’s wet it gets wet like not the other way around I don’t understand all of their answers made sense but
A towel because it get wet when it DRYS you!! so when it drys you the water from you makes it wet!
Sebastian Stan at Jane Eyre New York Premiere 3/9/2011
Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on
talents: making myself seem cool over the internet
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times
eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN
I hate you all so much